Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 11, 2022

But you can’t have a grill on a Powerpoint deck.

Got a joker for the deck.

I think i am too out of touch with modern life to get this one.

Never heard of a PowerPoint called a deck before. I usually use that word to describe what I’d do to the next moron who presents one, then spends the next 30 minutes just reading it aloud.

“Great. Next thing you’ll tell me is the ‘pointer’ you wanted isn’t this dog I just rescued.”

huh?

“we need a deck for the meeting,” he Saïd. Meaning a Bunch of virtual slides in PowerPoint.

bob’s not playing with a full deck…