Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 22, 2022

Your muff is showing

You should see the Afghan she knitted.

Sure doesn’t look like the poodle skirts I saw in junior high.

♫ See my vest, see my vest, made with real gorilla chest ♫ —with thanks to The Simpsons

It’s like a Wednesday Addams thing: you want to buy some girl scout cookies? Are they made with real girl scouts?

You should see the bunny slippers she has.

Go home and put on your mermaid skirt.

My poodle skirt looks nothing like that….she always takes things LITERALLY….

The Bobby Soxer look is so cute, not on her though.

her poodle skirt’s gone to the dogs…

Next time be more specific