Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 12, 2022

Bearisto

Ol’ Paddy is getting marmalade all over everything. Hope you folks like orange flavored coffee.

Starbears?

What’s a BEARISTA?

hope they don’t try to brown nose him…

Watch out, he’s paddington the time card.

Imagine my disappointment when I fond out they didn’t get a new bare-ista.

…and he already spilled the marmalade pot….

Winnie the Pooh, Didn’t know what to do….

This might help some of us: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paddington_Bear

Worse thing is he’s naff at making anything but tea!

really padding this joke

Groan. Surely the ocean of puns hasn’t gotten that low, has it?

Marmalade latte.

Well, pooh on that

Gray Marmalade?

Am I right that this shop is next to Paddington Station?

Delightful bear!

So that’s where Paddington wound up

Just make sure you give him an good tip or he will give you an hard stare.