Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 12, 2022

Sounds like an old Jazz tune I know.

Maybe they have ANGELS to do the work (remember them? They were a hardware store from several years back ;D).

They should put the stores real close together and see who wins

Our local Home Depot has a security guard now because of so much theft.

Sales of plywood to replace retail store glass doors is sky rocketing.

As long as he’s not paying extra for it, let them get as high as they want.

What if they had gone to Menards? Or would that have been sexist?

For those who don’t recall, Michelle Obama ‘s famous phrase — “When they go low, we go high” — has become something of a slogan for exercising restraint in the face of frustration. First uttered by the former First Lady in 2016.

What about in the Midwest Menards? Or elsewhere nationwide True Value and Ace Hardware?

I’ve visited Lowe’s several times. I don’t know why I bother. I’ve yet to ever purchase anything there.

Thought that was a cannabis reference

I’ve begun referring to the local HD as Home Frustration

There us an apartment building in downtown Chattanooga, TN, which was built on a small parcel of land. Each apartment is 3 stories high. There is one or two rooms on each level.

typical contractor, going high…