Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 26, 2022

I guess Phoebe and Ursula did not outrun the monsters

TMI. Keep that kind of stuff under wraps.

It seems like he always has a mummy ache.

[I think it’s the fault of his female parent.]

Part of the problem could be that he was trying to keep up with a guy who always wolfs down his food.

There’s always room for a little Tiramisu, and another steamy mug of coffee.

he’s just wolfing it down

Of course, it’s a BOOffet. Good one!

He’s got a mummy ache be-gauze he came undone

they can eat boodles at the boofet…