Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 20, 2023

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    Fantom Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    He said, “Take this job and shove(el) it”.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Maybe he just needed to take a rake.

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    Chief Inspector   almost 2 years ago

    Mine quit because my yard is in portrait

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    So….he’s going to be a brick layer?

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    oakie817  almost 2 years ago

    he’s such a rake

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  almost 2 years ago

    Maybe he only works, “9 To 5”…

    I had a gardener quit on me one day: he found where I had buried the neighbor…

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 2 years ago

    Dig into the reason why?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    He’s done being raked over the coals‼️☺️

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    He just wasn’t diggin’ the job anymore! Besides, they thought he was kind of a tool anyway!

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    w2lj  almost 2 years ago

    Isn’t it more likely for a mason to be using a trowel?

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    Bill The Nuke  almost 2 years ago

    He wants to spend more time with his hoe.

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    too bad. he was dirt cheap…

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