Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 05, 2023

Right next to Apollo Cream

What happened when Sylvester Stallone got a horse? Rocky rode.

It’s our CREED to serve you unusual flavors like that.;-D

Does anyone but me feel a Weird Al song coming on when they read the punchline??? ;/

Thanks for a craving at 2am. , not a Wally-World open Till 7am !

How about Gonna Fly Nuts ice cream or Eye of the Tiger Tangerine for Rocky related ice cream flavors?

Gonna fly now.

Is there a Flintstones version of this that has pebbles and rubble in it and says, “Yoooo, Wilma!” instead?

We used to call it Raskin Bobbins

Robin Haskins in the Sound Department must have been very upset he wasn’t credited…. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089927/fullcredits

Mike Tyson says it’s ear resistable.

How about some NeoPaulietan?

hope it’s not like the movie and keeps repeating over and over…