Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 14, 2023

Took me a minute without the umlauts. (brät)

That’s a wee whiny weiner.

That brat’s the wurst!

I’ve had one or two go bad on me. Had one pull a knife on me in the fridge once.

That brat probably learned how to act this way from his brat parents.

He has friends. They call themselves the Brat Pack.

oh this is the worst

Weenie whine?

That kid’s the wurst!!

This kid stinks!

Want some mustard to go with that Brat?

I never sausage a whiner.

I never had a spoiled brat in Germany, thank God…

And the brat ain’t the wurst…