Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 19, 2023

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    That’s weaving not quilting. She’s going to come in last….

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    Daeder  over 1 year ago

    Maybe she’ll get a visit from the dream weaver while she sleeps.

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    Superfrog  over 1 year ago

    Engage warp speed.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Penelope? Is that you?

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    Jon Schutter  over 1 year ago

    That’s not how you quilt.

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    Careful of the warp and weft in the weave!

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    jango  over 1 year ago

    The Legion of Loom

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    A stitch in Time saves nine!

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    It’s hard building a loom with threads already in it. :)

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    Lori Wall Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Not to be a purist or anything, but this is not how you make a quilt. Maybe she is joining a tapestry competition.

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    annmarbles  over 1 year ago

    If it’s woven it isn’t a quilt!

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Thanks Dan, very clever and funny too…

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    cmxx  over 1 year ago

    Remember the Northern toilet paper commercial with the “quilters” who were holding knitting needles?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ3xugOFoGk

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    gopher gofer  over 1 year ago

    he’s so nervous he’ll probably be weaving in traffic…

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