Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 04, 2024

What’s its reliability percentage? Is it approved by the church?

1 + 1 = 3

She wants something more simple.

Bringing a computer to bed is a reliable method.

Dan keeps swinging that bat—-it was only a matter of time before he connected for a homer

Use a condom , Take care of bidness….

when the unmoral minority get their way that will be one of the approved methods

There’s a word for women using the rhythm method of birth control.

Mothers.

Nothing sexier than an algorithm.

For most it’s the all-go-rhythm

AKA the sympto-thermal method

The Al Gore rhythm method seems safer than the Bill Clinton method.

for her, that method just doesn’t add up…