Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 29, 2024

It’s a great song!

All he wanted was a Pepsi! ;)

In the days that I used to got to the movies, The snack bar person would always say"You wanna box for that?" My reply was always no, but I’ll wrestle you for some Milk Duds. Usually a blank stare ensued.

“I kept giving him the answer, but he kept asking the same question. He just kept bugging me.”

I was thinking that the cashier should have just answered “Yes.”

So we decided that it would be in your interest if we put you somewhere

Where you could get the help that you need

And I go: Wait, what are you talking about, we decided!?

My best interest?! How do you know what’s my best interest is?

How can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I’m crazy?

When I went to your schools, I went to your churches,

I went to your institutional learning facilities?! So how can you say I’m crazy?

I’m not crazy – no, no, no

You’re the one who’s crazy -

You’re driving me crazy -

This could be a long series.

If you or a loved one are thinking of self-harm call 988, the Suicide Prevention hotline

Get that diaper off that kid!

I love that song!