Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 01, 2024

We’ll ferret out the one who suggested otherwise.

Ferrets in the wild will hunt and eat rabbits.

In Britain, men are hired to send their trained Ferrets into rabbit warrens.

Is that Vegas comedian, Ferret Top?

That looks like civet cat to judge by its size and markings.

You say carrots, I say ferrets.

How weaselly he gets confused.

Todays comic is banned in Florida and Texas.

No they don’t. That’s leftover from a Bugs Bunny gag.

Junior was bitten by Pepe Le Pew.

Bugs Bunny convinced 3 generations that rabbits love carrots. It was actually a pop culture reference to Clark Gable. Those who have owned and cared for rabbits can say whether rabbits actually prefer carrots over other vegetation.

Parrots would’ve made a better pun.