Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 23, 2024

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    Zykoic  about 13 hours ago

    Hollywood and Pine.

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    MeanBob Premium Member about 13 hours ago

    The whole thing is going to cedar.

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    pearlsbs  about 11 hours ago

    The two shrubs are spruced up with lipstick, so they also appear to be female. But I make no judgments.

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    No6  about 9 hours ago

    They’re all just good friends.

    They really are barking up the wron…
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    storminnorman2010  about 8 hours ago

    The evergreen version of Fonzie!

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    Darryl Heine  about 7 hours ago

    Holy Amorous!

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    mokspr Premium Member about 6 hours ago

    She was dating a male conifer but all he wanted her to do was “Jack pine”!

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    Godfreydaniel  about 4 hours ago

    When he wanted to join in but was rejected he was a blue spruce…..

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 hours ago

    …and she’s also decked to the nines…

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 4 hours ago

    It’ll be a ménage a trees.

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 4 hours ago

    It’s’ always good to have some sturdy strong wood on hand when you need it, or desire it as the case may be. That’s why they have prescriptions for Treealis. You can be ready to transform from a weeping willow to a mighty oak whenever the occasion arises. Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?

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