Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 15, 2009

I hope it will, you doofuses.

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I had this problem. Cable guy had to get into my apartment’s dirt cellar and clean and replace all the connections. It gave me spider nightmares just to show the guy where it was. Brave man.

Nah! It’s completely understandable. No hard feelings.

“Awkward? Why no, but do remember you must sleep sometime”.

He’s looking at the guy upside-down! Of course things are awkward right now. And how do you slap somebody with your wrists tied to a pole?

Next time the Internet goes down it’s that other guys turn to be sacrificed.

He really should consider it an honor to be chosen, you know?

Okay, nobody’s asked this question yet, so I will: Where did those guys find a tree branch on a space station?

SherlockWatson asked Okay, nobody’s asked this question yet, so I will: Where did those guys find a tree branch on a space station? . In the Emergency Supplies locker.

That’s where I usually keep one.

Where do they find anything on that space station? :)

SherlockWatson - that is not a tree branch, it is part of an alien skeleton.