Dr. Mel should be able to make a fortune out of this invention. All he needs to do is get half the royalties when the plant gets his own talk radio show.
“Even if I were a man-eating plant, I wouldn’t put something that smelled like you in my mouth! Did you see an insult comic dog first and get pooped on? You might pass as fertilizer, but I’m not touching you with my roots, either! Your initials might be BR, but they should be BO! Before the chimp dressed you, did it change your underwear first? Talk about plant killer!”
“I don’t have to stay here and be insulted!”
“You’re right, you don’t. I have your cell phone number! I can call you any time I want and anything I want!”
margueritem almost 15 years ago
I dunno, this might be worse than a man eating plant, depending on your sensitivity…
Edcole1961 almost 15 years ago
Dr. Mel should be able to make a fortune out of this invention. All he needs to do is get half the royalties when the plant gets his own talk radio show.
Pacejv almost 15 years ago
….Take my wife, please!
Pacejv almost 15 years ago
I don’t get no respect.
Pacejv almost 15 years ago
You: hockey-puck! (Please stop ME somebody!)
captainedd almost 15 years ago
This plant breaks its food down with an acid tongue…
Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Brewster dressed himself… so the answer is yes.
bazookaboy almost 15 years ago
wasnt there an old movie about this singing, human eating and talking alien plant ?
Hugh B. Hayve almost 15 years ago
“Where do you get it cut, in a pet shop?”
cdward almost 15 years ago
Feeed me…another line!
Dkram almost 15 years ago
“Little Shop of Horrors” Audrey 2, voiced by Levi Stubbs.
\\//_
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
Sitcks and stones may break my bones, but man-insulting plants will break my heart.
(Either that, or they’ll make me break out the Weed-B-Gone.)
Me_Again almost 15 years ago
OMG I want to give one of those to my nosy neighbor!
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
he even looks like don rickles
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
I dig your humor. Get me a spade.
wetidlerjr almost 15 years ago
Well, I for one, am insulted !
Trebor39 over 14 years ago
Audrey too would enjoy this one.
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
Feeeed me, you hockey puck!
gordrogb Premium Member over 14 years ago
Well, at least he doesn’t work “blue”.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
“Even if I were a man-eating plant, I wouldn’t put something that smelled like you in my mouth! Did you see an insult comic dog first and get pooped on? You might pass as fertilizer, but I’m not touching you with my roots, either! Your initials might be BR, but they should be BO! Before the chimp dressed you, did it change your underwear first? Talk about plant killer!”
“I don’t have to stay here and be insulted!”
“You’re right, you don’t. I have your cell phone number! I can call you any time I want and anything I want!”
“You gotta admit, Doc, he’s good.”
Rakkav over 14 years ago
And then Winky walks into the room…
”AAAHH! MY SPLEEN!!!”