Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 12, 2010

I love poor over-probed Brewster.

He went looking for a Pawn shop?

What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

….you see then there was this squirrel.

All brawn, no brain: just what you need in a superhero.

xlnt joke Sheik

he he he ho ho HA HA HA HAA! er I mean LOL.

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I refuse to associate with this unruly bunch.

Next thing you know they will find phallic symbolism in pens and straws. Hey! I just thought of a joke—-

I’m surprised Short Attention Span Avenger could remember all that!

You mean that’s NOT a normal train of thought?

So I found an apple an orange and a tomato. Then I thought where’s that juicer? I’ll make a great drink. But I couldn’t find the rum, so I started worrying about too many calories in Coca Cola and went find a calculator and then……….

Where was I?

This guy’s train of thought gets derailed even while the train is still in the station loading up on fuel.

Ooh! I love reports!

Did somebody say something?

“Haywire? Hey, wire! I’ll collect wire from these killbots and… Hey, why’re they not moving any more? Hey, why’re you all cheering?”

Oh, look. My superhero twinny-thing.

it’s not that the man couldn’t juggle, it was just that he didn’t have the balls to do it.