JO-JO As a bachelor, I am offended. With the $220,000 per non-existent kid I save, I am easily able to support the many fine dining establishments in my area. For those nights I must stay home, I have Chinese and pizza on speed dial. My can opener is virgin.. Frozen food has never defiled my microwave. Everything in my fridge is potable.
margueritem about 14 years ago
So that’s where those missing ships wound up….
margueritem about 14 years ago
Long gone, Gweedo, long gone…
zero about 14 years ago
Warming up to a people eater will only give it ideas
mrsullenbeauty about 14 years ago
Must be a bachelor.
ksoskins about 14 years ago
Without Beany to keep him under control, Cecil runs amok again. Can Dishonest John have something to do with this?
Sandfan about 14 years ago
Would you like spleens with that?
Dkram about 14 years ago
If he’s a people eater, he should purple.
\\//_
lewisbower about 14 years ago
JO-JO As a bachelor, I am offended. With the $220,000 per non-existent kid I save, I am easily able to support the many fine dining establishments in my area. For those nights I must stay home, I have Chinese and pizza on speed dial. My can opener is virgin.. Frozen food has never defiled my microwave. Everything in my fridge is potable.
The_Floodhunter about 14 years ago
That’s why the average space slug prefers Mini Fleets. Haven’t you seen the commercials? (Mini-Fleets is a reference to a much older Sunday comic).
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ChukLitl Premium Member about 14 years ago
Those were your ships? I asked for extra garlic dipping sauce.
nc4tc about 14 years ago
Soft or hard boiled?
wicky about 14 years ago
Urp!
Sherlock Watson about 14 years ago
Gives new meaning to “Having friends over for dinner.”
(Hey, if Tim’s gonna give us an alien who’s a sock puppet, I’m gonna use old jokes.)
JP Steve Premium Member about 14 years ago
Is he going to take the empties back for a refund?
mrsullenbeauty about 14 years ago
Lew, can I be your kid?