Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 10, 2011

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    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    Separate S & H……

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    LordDogmore  almost 14 years ago

    He ran out of real wows so he had to try and sell them a sham wow?

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    hlagallah  almost 14 years ago

    Dirk Raider needs to read O Henry’s “Ransom of Red Chief”

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    x_Tech  almost 14 years ago

    hlagallah: My thought exactly. I wonder how many Shamwows DR will be offering tomorrow?

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    Bilan  almost 14 years ago

    If they wait until tomorrow, maybe DR will pay them one million to take Brewster back.

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    lewisbower  almost 14 years ago

    “Ransom of Red Chief”? I think of that when I am stupid enough to babysit my nephew (the one I bought drums for Christmas). One of these days he will join Alice straight to the moon.

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    Constantinepaleologos  almost 14 years ago

    This one should be good.

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    zero  almost 14 years ago

    What color shamwow?

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    wicky  almost 14 years ago

    Such a deal!

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    interceptor  almost 14 years ago

    Only 500,000 easy payments of 20 space bucks.

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    alan.gurka  almost 14 years ago

    Space bucks are just like Monopoly money. Now, throw in a second shamwow and free shipping & handling, and I’ll send my money right now! Operators are standing by. Why aren’t they sitting, like me?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    hold out for the slap chop, Cliff!

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    Digital Frog  almost 14 years ago

    Pam’s got a Slap-Chop waiting for Dirk…

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    ckham  almost 14 years ago

    But, wait… there’s more!!

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Dirk is really Billy Maze (not to be confused with Mays, you understand……)

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    Ice_Bear66  almost 14 years ago

    Mel Brooks used that line in the movie ‘Spaceballs.’First of all, it was 1 million space bucks, and it was demanded by ‘Pizza the Hut’, not Dark Helmet.

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    Andre Nauta  almost 14 years ago

    If a shamwow is not a real wow, then that means a shampoo is not a real …

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 14 years ago

    ^ And “champagne” isn’t the same as real pain?

    Maybe the crew could get the ransom money from King Roland of Druidia.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Couldn’t he have kidnapped Jupiter Jack instead?

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    rvonluchen  almost 14 years ago

    How much for just the shamwow?

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 14 years ago

    “Operators are standing by…”

    Because they can’t afford chairs in call centers in India.

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