Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 05, 2011

Oh, and I was hoping for pigs-in-a-blanket…

Rooty-tooty fresh & fruity!

Oh great, now the comments section is going to get all filled up advocates on all sides of this issue with snarky comments of varying degrees of hubris and trollosity.

What….a….. va….tarrr???

Hey, I had a similar experience one time…but it involved green pancakes……man, I hope they have a better time than I did….

If a Green House Effect is causing Global Warming then why do they keep telling us to Go Green?

People need planets….planets don’t need people.

Maple syrup!

Rayannina — By the time IHOP is the Interplanetary House of Pancakes will that be the Rooty Reconstitute-y Freeze-dried Fruity?

I can prove that the ice age melted because Wilma burned Fred’s brontoburger. Given time and a $4 billion grant, I can invent a method to grill pancakes in a cold pan. My wife has been trying for years and wonders why she doesn’t get little bubbles like I do .For the betterment of the environment guys, don’t marry women so young that home ec was phased out as sexist before your Betty Crocker went to school.Need new spell checkBronto burger isn’t includedBetterment is

you don’t have a body like that eating pancakes

“Now I’m waffling about going.”*Bring nannerpus repellant. It sounds redundant because nannerpi are repellent anyway, but you can’t be too careful.

@Phatts — I’m not going to be snarky or hubristic. I just feel compelled to state that 1) temperature statistics show that the Earth is warming, 2) the two main things that contribute to global warming are the Earth’s orbital Milankovitch cycles and extra Co2 in the air, 3) the Milankovitch cycles show that the Earth should be entering a period of cooling right about now, 4) Volcanic activity and other natural forms of Co2 release are at relatively inconsequential levels, 5) and therefore, it is nearly certain, by simple process of deduction, that man-made Co2 emissions are to some extent contributing to our changing climate.

The obvious solution to global warming is nuclear winter.

I like the Waffle House effect better. Even better than that, how about the Coffee House effect? That should generate enough energy to keep us going for centuries, or even millenia.

Imagine what the world would be like if it was experiencing an Animal House effect.

“TOGA! TOGA!”

Coyoty — love the nannerpus!BTW I see you’ve been deSmurfed. Hope it was painless.

and in the conclusion, the next time anybody feels “compelled” to say something, try Facebook.

Then, maybe it’s time to visit the donut people again.