Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 22, 2011

LOL!!

Hey—those are my initials! I’m suing for copyright infringement!

Like!

I have nothing against Brewster,(He’s the only honest candidate)but the proper texting abbreviation for nearly all political speeches is

BS!!

The Killbots will respond with their own slogan: 01000111!

Bilan: They will loose because 01000111 is too long, they should have said 010

Hyke – 010 is shorter, but they know that 01000111 is 35.5 times as powerful.

FTW!

Really?!?!?ANOTHER “Like” toon?!?! cross this one off the list.

But they already have jobs! They’re all employed on the R.U. Sirius. They must be as dim as Brewster.

Pretty soon BINARY will be too long. Then we have to go to a UNARY system. Personally, I would not give two bits for such a fiasco. But then, in such a system, I guess I would not HAVE two bits.

Surprised none of you conservatives haven’t noticed that there’s no “O” in “Jbs”.

That would kinda put a crimp in your display name, NLY MW and sometimes NL MW, huh?

Is Brewster promising them “Just B.S.”?

Fortunately they didn’t decide to coin the phrase “Brewster Jobs” and acronym it. Though it might increase his popularity.

“JBS” will never beat “Resistance is futile!”

Now if only texting became obsolete…