Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 11, 2011

I especially like number three.

I guess that this means we won’t see Winky this week. Dr. Mel should have checked before frying him Friday.

Missed one: It has been 2 days since Brewser… oops, make that 2 minutes since Brewster had an accident.

It’s out of cloner.

At the cafeteria…“We reserve the right to serve Refuse to anyone”.

At the reception desk….We shoot every third salesperson, the 2nd one just left.

We can only process one complaint per day.This isn’t yours and tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

DO NOT OPEN THIS HATCH EXCEPT WHEN NOT IN CASE OF EMERGENCY.

Over the toilet in my works bathroom (I work in a Lube and Tire shop, so mostly guys there)Safety first!1. Always lift with the knees2. Always ask for assistance with heavy loads

Guys loved the implications

I am plagued by questions this morning. How come the strip is not “enlargeable” today and we never found out how Winky came back from being kidnapped by the giant balloon? That second one may be unknowable by a mere mortal :-)

Saucers and Deathstars have bumpers?!? If you’re close enough to read ’em . . . . . (☻)

.Yo, Dog, I thought that was you at the bus stop next to #3 . . . ☺

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And for cartoonists who have a weird way of thinking:“KEEP OFF GRASS”

Oldbot, like some guys I’ve known, wishes he was in a work-free smoke-place.