Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 10, 2012

Oh, this is just too easy.

Cliff, you’re such a card.

I thought the four basic food groups were salt, sugar, fat and MSG.

If you’ll put chocolate in them, I’ll join that lobby. At least for a day. :)

I knew an artist who used to say that the four major groups were caffeine, nicotine, lard and anything made by Hostess.

Forget a six-pack stomach… Cliff’s working on a keg!

I have a 6-pack stomach. It’s just well insulated.

Cliff’s just doing his part to keep Hostess from Bankruptcy

’I AM in shape. Round is a shape."

He’s in good shape – round is a shape – right?

The Crunch that stole Cliffness?…………………………Dang, even I don’t get that one….I’ll be going to bed now…

Get the jalapeno chips, Cliff. The peppers burn up all the calories in the chips. It’s true. I saw it on the internet.

I have an Irish coffee and jelly donut for breakfast, which gives me the 4 main food groups, caffine, alcohol, grease and sugar.

You notice, you can always count on Cliff in a crunch . . .

At least you know Cliff is on the level, his bubble is in the middle.

Looks like Pam’s been hittng the pecs machine.

@varnes

juuuust a couple weeks too late for that one!

And he’ll keep doing those crunches until he just can’t do them no more…Or until the bag runs out. Whichever comes first.

Awwww, Poor Pam.. She just can’t win!

xxx

I’ll take a Pam clamwich and a side of thighs please

Good thing she didn’t tell him that she wanted to see some squat-thrusts; he’d think she was coming on to him.

ew, what a fatass lol