Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 19, 2012

Hit me up again in a month and I’ll finish the full sentence of the resolution.

When I get around to it.

Nope, only round tuits. I had one once…

I resolved not to make a resolution, but then I realized resolving not to make a resolution was making a resolution, so I resolved not to make any more resolutions. Oh bother.

Check Amazon.com, they might have them.

…better late than never!

Meanwhile, Brewster, Pam, and Bucky are outside the ship battling the Instectoids shouting, “Cliff, lock in auxiliary power!”

He’s made his New Year’s resolution. I wonder if he will stick tuit.

I can proudly say that I made a resolution, many, many years ago to not make anymore New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve kept it ever since.

I’ve made the exact same resolution every year, and I will continue to do so as long as it takes. Maybe this year, I’ll be able to drink more beer than Belgium can produce.

We all knew that Cliff was very off-putting.

As a world class procrastinator, I can assure you that hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off right now.

I had a job once where I had to get tuit all day long…Welcome to the working week. I know it don’t thrill you, I hope it don’t kill you, Welcome to the working week. You gotta do ‘till you’re through it, so you better get tuit!

As chief engineer, Cliff is more familiar with cond-tuits – and past that, I have nothing to add tuit, or a nothing tuit for those collecting tuits. . . . . ☻

Tuit or not tuit, THAT is the question.

They say not to judge a book by its cover, but I would not read a book with a blank gray cover. I’d sooner do chores.

Cliff learned from the best: Montgomery Scott. “Oh, you didn’t tell him how long it would really take, did ya? …Oh, laddie. You’ve got a lot to learn if you want people to think of you as a miracle worker.”

You are most welcome!

…and Today is as good a day as any.

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