Santa always filled our socks with goodies….My poor dad would always get things like moldy oranges, nuts and bolts, rocks, pennies that had been run over by a train, wilted carrots, Q-tips….I have no idea why Santa treated him that way…But, who cares? I got MY stuff!
Maybe the parents are upset cos those full stockings from Santa mean their children were good. Aren’t well-behaved children a big disappointment to giant space squid parents?
margueritem almost 12 years ago
Only one stocking each?MERRY CHRISTMAS!
rogcbrand almost 12 years ago
Also, we have two feet but only get one stocking- though getting two stockings sounds like a wonderful idea!
Coyoty Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Because the quids got them up at snood o’clock in the [unpronounceable].
thetraveller4 almost 12 years ago
Definition of “stocking stuffer”: Foot
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Looks like Zerb got a blond Barbie™ Dolphin in her stocking . . . ☻
battle of plattsburgh almost 12 years ago
It just goes to show you that Space Squids are people, too. They put their pants on one tentacle at a time, just like the rest of us.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Santa always filled our socks with goodies….My poor dad would always get things like moldy oranges, nuts and bolts, rocks, pennies that had been run over by a train, wilted carrots, Q-tips….I have no idea why Santa treated him that way…But, who cares? I got MY stuff!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Maybe the parents are upset cos those full stockings from Santa mean their children were good. Aren’t well-behaved children a big disappointment to giant space squid parents?