Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 14, 2015

If the star is offended, it can just have it’s agent take care of it.

I think ‘fun-sized’ is kinda offensive, too…

Looks like they’ll have to find a new “Target” to aim at…

Massively challenged?

Pocket star?

No! They will make fun of it. What about “star of slight stature”

I guess that makes Munchkin Star a no go!

That sounds like the opposite of what goes on aboard the R.U. Sirius.

The term is “little star”. And don’t say it twinkles, that’s a stereotype.

You forgot 1957:

https://youtu.be/PLlTlYfqQV4

So that is where all that mumbo -jumbo, phsyco-babble came from ! Dang aliens !

In theory, if I were a dwarf, I’d find “fun-sized” more offensive. It makes one sound like an inanimate object!

radially challenged!

Transitorized star.

I think Mr Sensitivity is about to have a run in with Miss Belle (as in Irritable Belle!).

“Compact star”?

If he thinks “dwarf star” is insulting, wait till they get to a “gas giant” . There will be trouble, by Jupiter!

See, size does matter.

As in Snow White and her 7 fun-sized friends.

I think of “fun size” as edible; it probably considers itself one of the “Little Stars”.

Black Dwarfs Matter.