“And I don’t want you hanging out any more with those no-good friends of yours, HAL, WOPR, M5, Colossus, Master Control Program, Skynet, Shodan, and GLaDOS!”
The problem is that parents only ask their teens to do stuff at the exact same time the teens are thinking about sex. Of course there are only a couple of moments in your average day when your teen is not thinking about sex.
Bilan almost 9 years ago
No bytes for you until you do your chores.
Argythree almost 9 years ago
The mainframe’s name must be Jeremy…
Carl R almost 9 years ago
I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
pdking77 almost 9 years ago
Pal sounds like Napoleon Dynamite.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Pal’s not taking care of the garbage either, so you’ll be glad you can’t breathe.
King_Shark almost 9 years ago
At least he isn’t openly trying to kill you like his big brother HAL.
Ermine Notyours almost 9 years ago
The HAL 9000 in 2001: A Space Odyssey was activated in 1997, and would be 18 now.
ChessPirate almost 9 years ago
“And I don’t want you hanging out any more with those no-good friends of yours, HAL, WOPR, M5, Colossus, Master Control Program, Skynet, Shodan, and GLaDOS!”
dre7861 almost 9 years ago
The problem is that parents only ask their teens to do stuff at the exact same time the teens are thinking about sex. Of course there are only a couple of moments in your average day when your teen is not thinking about sex.
The Orange Mailman almost 9 years ago
And you can’t really ground PAL, can you?