Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 09, 2015

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    No, your retaining water makes you look fat.

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    Bilan  almost 9 years ago

    Do you want to lose weight? I’ll just get the ice shaver.

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    Flash Gordon  almost 9 years ago

    Women!

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    ursamaj  almost 9 years ago

    Don’t worry. You should melt off those extra Holiday pounds by Spring.

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    Ray_C  almost 9 years ago

    How do these people propagate? I Does it have anything to do with snowballs? No need to go into great detail here, just a general description will be fine.

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 9 years ago

    And don’t mention her pale complexion.

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   almost 9 years ago

    hay…!!!I warned her yesterday not ta go horizontal…!!!!(she’ll be 3 nips to the wind!!)

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    ChessPirate  almost 9 years ago

    “Dear, it snowed yesterday. Everything makes you look fat…”

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    joegeethree  almost 9 years ago

    Good thing she had more than 2 coal chunks or it would’ve been awkward.

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    Jeff0811  almost 9 years ago

    He hasn’t got a snowball’s chance in he]].

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