Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 03, 2016

Then they will hang chad. Poor chad. darn republicons.

He needs a good toupe. Everyone knows that Democrats vote for good hair.

Funny.

And be an ass and let your ego allow you to be genuinely puzzled as to why the party doesn’t back you, and whine and say “That’s not fair!”. And then say it’s ok if the system is rigged, as long as it is rigged your way. Now then, in the interest of fair play, have someone killed and then send emails about it. FYI I am not affiliated with any political party.

When they go low we go high.

Hey, who turned out the lights?

Or we can use the voting machines made by our biggest donor!

We also magnetize certain boxes on the ballot so the pen finds its way there…..

Station storm troopers outside every voting location to make sure there are no shenanigans. Voting for anyone but Dirk would be considered shenanigans.

Which is what a certain female is hoping for right now. I’d say “praying for”; however, as she’s intending to bury what’s left of freedom of religion, she doesn’t have a prayer…in more ways than one.