This is great. Dr. Mel could produce an animated special where Winkey hangs out all night in the cranberry bog waiting for the Great Cranfairy to arrive, bringing cans of gelatinous, inedible cranberry “sauce” to all the sincere space kids.
We need something equivalent to the Halloween Great Pumpkin. The Great Cranberry would be OK, but I’d like The Great Drumstick better. Now we just needs some good myths…
(I also post on a lot of car articles, someone was proposing to call the new Porsche Cayman, which had switched from a flat-6 cylinder in the previous models to a turbo-4 only arrangement, “The Tur-Cayman”)
I thought the two turkeys annually “pardoned” by the White House were the mascots of Thanksgiving. Apparently, it was felt they needed to be alive to serve that role.
Bilan about 7 years ago
The Cranfairy would be very popular if it could hold off Christmas advertisements before Thanksgiving.
Argythree about 7 years ago
Well, at least he’s honest…
Plods with ...™ about 7 years ago
As long as he doesn’t leave it under your pillow, I’m good with it.
Andrew Sleeth about 7 years ago
This is great. Dr. Mel could produce an animated special where Winkey hangs out all night in the cranberry bog waiting for the Great Cranfairy to arrive, bringing cans of gelatinous, inedible cranberry “sauce” to all the sincere space kids.
YippiKiAyMofo about 7 years ago
“Hey, listen!”
Ray_C about 7 years ago
We need something equivalent to the Halloween Great Pumpkin. The Great Cranberry would be OK, but I’d like The Great Drumstick better. Now we just needs some good myths…
eb110americana about 7 years ago
(I also post on a lot of car articles, someone was proposing to call the new Porsche Cayman, which had switched from a flat-6 cylinder in the previous models to a turbo-4 only arrangement, “The Tur-Cayman”)
“You better watch out,
You better think twice,
He decides who gets stuffing with rice,
Turkeyman is fluffing,his down…”
BlueIris Premium Member about 7 years ago
Another male holiday image!
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
I thought the two turkeys annually “pardoned” by the White House were the mascots of Thanksgiving. Apparently, it was felt they needed to be alive to serve that role.