Deathmoons are like airplanes. It’s safer to sit in the back.
“Fine Curtis, you can sit in front. Just don’t stick your head out the window – that’s how Andrew depressurized the old Deathmoon.”
I want a window seat and don’t make me sit with the fat stormtrooper. He always hogs the armrest and the complimentary peanuts.
OK, you stand on the running boards with a gun in your hand.
Don’t roll down the window that vents the reactor.
“But for godsake, keep in mind it’s 173 lightyears to the first rest stop.”
and NO! pets.
Shut up! You probably can’t hit anything with a shotgun either. Come to think of it, none of you ever hits anything, ever. Of course, that low-budget armor doesn’t seem to stop anything. Maybe if we tried wearing our underwear on the inside.
BANG!
“Oh, not you again, THX-1138…”
Somebody go back and get a s***t load of spleens!
Anybody else notice that the deathmoon is R2D2 upside down?
Bilan about 6 years ago
Deathmoons are like airplanes. It’s safer to sit in the back.
mddshubby2005 about 6 years ago
“Fine Curtis, you can sit in front. Just don’t stick your head out the window – that’s how Andrew depressurized the old Deathmoon.”
Ratbrat about 6 years ago
I want a window seat and don’t make me sit with the fat stormtrooper. He always hogs the armrest and the complimentary peanuts.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 6 years ago
OK, you stand on the running boards with a gun in your hand.
PoodleGroomer about 6 years ago
Don’t roll down the window that vents the reactor.
Andrew Sleeth about 6 years ago
“But for godsake, keep in mind it’s 173 lightyears to the first rest stop.”
RighteeTightee about 6 years ago
and NO! pets.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 6 years ago
Shut up! You probably can’t hit anything with a shotgun either. Come to think of it, none of you ever hits anything, ever. Of course, that low-budget armor doesn’t seem to stop anything. Maybe if we tried wearing our underwear on the inside.
Plods with ...™ about 6 years ago
BANG!
ChessPirate about 6 years ago
“Oh, not you again, THX-1138…”
gantech about 6 years ago
Somebody go back and get a s***t load of spleens!
sharrenm Premium Member about 6 years ago
Anybody else notice that the deathmoon is R2D2 upside down?