Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 29, 2019

Many birds are cannibalistic, especially when also tasty.

Quick Brewster, give the turkey CPR – cranberries, potatoes and rhubarb pie!

I am sooooo leaving this one alone………………

Umm – that’s not a mouth. But at least you got the right end.

The current standard for CPR is chest compressions only. Suggested tunes to maintain compression rhythm are “Staying Alive” and “Another One Bites the Dust”. Roll him on his back and press the stuffing out of him.

I’d like to see how the Ham people would handle this

You cannibal!

Well, he was feeling a little peckish…

Does anyone else remember the time Brewster gave chicken soup to a chicken who had a cold?

Never ‘got’ the Turkey love. Totally flavorless. Sure, you can doctor it up, but shouldn’t a meat tastes good on it’s own, too?

Hmmm BACON.

Well, it’s head is sitting on a tree stump.

Even better with gravy.

Soylent Green is…turkey?

Did you ever see the Popeye cartoon “Pilgrim Popeye” that ends with a turkey asking, “What, no turkey?”