Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 16, 2020

Take them? I would think Dirk would be handing out more. After that, who would notice what he was doing?

The fiend!

This is going to PS a lot of people off.

Earth’s most precious resource ? Definitely not cry baby failed wannabe dictators. They are a dime a dozen.

That’s assault with Nintendo kill!

Just take the phones.

Dirk Raider up against teenagers and their game consoles. I almost feel sorry for him.

Well, as Bender would say, “We’llp, we’re boned.”

Coffee. It’s coffee. Second most traded commodity in the world. (Maybe #1 at the moment with covid having curtailed so much travel.) But taking Pam’s coffee from her would probably be a bad idea. Steal game consoles and what do you get? Kids whining that they’re bored.

That’s a suicide mission dirk

One well-placed EMP and the Earthers will be killing each other!

That’s not P C.

That’s not a good strategy. It’s the game consoles that keep you from being obliterated by the teenagers and some of their parents.

There are a lot of people that need game consoles, and they aren’t teenagers. My son’s job is making videogames. He works on Halo right now.

When you pry the controller from my cold dead fingers!

Well, that’s a Switch… ☺

I guess he’s smart enough not to try and take everyone’s phones.

Whew! I thought he was going to take over Amazon!

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I assumed it was coffee and cell phones.

Ah, the “Bored to Death Star”

I wish they’d take our most abundant resource – stupidity.

Very bad idea. Within 24 hours there will be an uprising of epic scale.

Dirk Raider is such a controller freak!

Diabolical,indeed