Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 18, 2021

I’ll bet they can’t explain the Kardashians.

“Why is a raven like a writing desk?”

Where do my lost socks end up after they disappear from the dryer?

“Because the rooster was on the other side.”

To get away from the Loch Ness monster.

He was fleeing political oppression from his Axe wielding neighbours.

The chicken crossed the road, but it won’t cross it again. “Be smart chicken, stay down.”

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because it heard the referee was blowing fowls!

We’re all in the Matrix.

Don’t leave me hanging… WHY?

To get as far away frim the “jokes” in this strip as he can

Yeah, but it was a road in Bermuda that passed through Atlantis on its way to Egypt.

Fountain of youth?

They mentioned Nessie, What about Champ?

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The chicken only went halfway across the road.

“Aliens do exist!” from the guy who deals with Dirk Raider and the Doughtnut people.

File 27A “Government Test Programs” R.U. Sirius is a space station, used to test LSD effects on Astronauts. Effect #4 they start believing, that Aliens do exist.

To prove to the raccoon it could be done.

If an orange is called an orange, why is a lemon called a yellow?

Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

So that’s who put the Bomp in the bomp shu-bop shu-bop! But that still leaves the question of who put the Ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong.

OK, answer this: Which end is up?

That’s why the sky is blue!

It wasn’t just to get to the other side? Mind Blown! …

Booster, you meet aliens regularly.

The chicken wouldn’t cross the road a second time because she was an honest chicken who never would consider double-crossing.

How about the meaning of life?

How many angels can dance on Brewster’s head?

The truth is out there!!