Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 14, 2021

I’ll cover that bet. Go Godzilla Go!

I think the fix is in.

Well, you got the robot already. Just embiggen him and turn him loose on the other two. Oh, wait.

Look up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It’s Mothra!

“That … isn’t what I meant, Dr Mel. And put me down for $50 on the monkey.”

I was hoping That Dr Mel would send in a normal sized Ungoliant, that would wipe the floor with both of them!

Are the Vegas bookies giving odds on the number of rounds?

Call Leonard Maltin, and then Robert Smith of The Cure, before Mecha-Streisand shows up.

South Park fans will get it.

Put me in for the giant lizard with the blue flaming breath

“The real Kong is faster.”

My Kong won’t get tired."

Can I put a few dollars on Bambi?

(I was going to say “a few bucks,” but Bambi is only one.)

Send in the WWI historical society planes?

“The monkey’s flinging poo! Foul! Foul!”

(⚆﹏ʖ ⚆)

He needs to call in the tiny singing twins that can control Mothra!

Dr. Mel doesn’t know what his own creation is, or did he screw up and made an ape out of the monkey.

Was there ever a kaiju movie in which a spire, like from the Empire State Building, got broken off and weaponized?

A gorilla is a great ape, not a monkey.

Bad Bet. The Giant Lizard is a Meat eater.

The Giant Monkey is a Vegetarian.

They’re on a… RAMPAGE!