a wish-granter that doesn’t answer wishes?
So in practice, it granted the same wish as in the previous strip
Should have wished for the million dollars first.
A million doesn’t go far these days. I’d go for at least 20.
I’d say that a real Genie would use the same excuse to get out of wish granting.
I wish, I wish, I wish I was a fish…
Conditions apply. Didn’t reads the fine print eh.
Also known as the ‘Politician effect’, where you can believe what you want, whether they deliver…
Cliff already had plenty of wishes. So the wish-granter didn’t really grant him that. It’s in breach of contract.
“I wish your wish granter was really bad at math”“OK, but now it says you only have 9 wishes left”
So all the wish-granter does is to grant you the “privilege” of making a wish: it doesn’t provide answers, it doesn’t fulfill wishes. And this is something someone couldn’t do before … because … ?
Your wish will be granted in 30 years with steady savings and wise investments. What? Didya think I was just gonna GIVE it to ya?
Hmm needs some adjustments….with a hammer
Ah, Mel. It did answer. It said “no!”
“What’s the name of this Wish-Granter?”
“Monkey’s Paw.”
“Uh-Oh…”
“Wish in one hand, sh.t in the other and see which one fills up faster.”
Doh!
Scammer get scammed
“I wish for the power to grant my own wishes.”
MosheWaisberg about 3 years ago
a wish-granter that doesn’t answer wishes?
monkeysky about 3 years ago
So in practice, it granted the same wish as in the previous strip
Imagine about 3 years ago
Should have wished for the million dollars first.
montylc2001 about 3 years ago
A million doesn’t go far these days. I’d go for at least 20.
SamuelMeasa about 3 years ago
I’d say that a real Genie would use the same excuse to get out of wish granting.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 3 years ago
I wish, I wish, I wish I was a fish…
Gent about 3 years ago
Conditions apply. Didn’t reads the fine print eh.
chuckcork1 about 3 years ago
Also known as the ‘Politician effect’, where you can believe what you want, whether they deliver…
Bilan about 3 years ago
Cliff already had plenty of wishes. So the wish-granter didn’t really grant him that. It’s in breach of contract.
jz27wk Premium Member about 3 years ago
“I wish your wish granter was really bad at math”“OK, but now it says you only have 9 wishes left”
Doug K about 3 years ago
So all the wish-granter does is to grant you the “privilege” of making a wish: it doesn’t provide answers, it doesn’t fulfill wishes. And this is something someone couldn’t do before … because … ?
Mighty Phavahg about 3 years ago
Your wish will be granted in 30 years with steady savings and wise investments. What? Didya think I was just gonna GIVE it to ya?
geese28 about 3 years ago
Hmm needs some adjustments….with a hammer
Michael G. about 3 years ago
Ah, Mel. It did answer. It said “no!”
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
“What’s the name of this Wish-Granter?”
“Monkey’s Paw.”
“Uh-Oh…”
Calvins Brother about 3 years ago
“Wish in one hand, sh.t in the other and see which one fills up faster.”
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Doh!
Moh'slifelife about 3 years ago
Scammer get scammed
Nick Danger about 3 years ago
“I wish for the power to grant my own wishes.”