Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 24, 2021

The windows not open duh!!!

Solar wind chimes would… still not make any noise, but would blow around.

I have to go tinkle.

In space, no one can hear you chime.

Wait, yeah, solar wind. Sun made of beans!

Maybe they could shake the station.

Air circulation system? Random course corrections?

But what about Bag Pipes in space??

Hang them in the path of the ventilation system.

Solar wind chimes?

The NASA Advanced Composition Explorer (ACE) currently orbiting at the Langrangian point between Earth and the Sun, Does have a type of wind chimes that reads the solar-winds. So why not on the R.U. Sirius.

What keeps the chimes hanging “down”? Does the artificial gravity in the ship extend outside? Yeah, that must be it.

Maybe the chimes were a waste of money, but think of all the money they saved by using a single panel for the whole strip!

Bad as his idea for the space ice cream truck.

In space, no one can hear you chime.

What if you install them behind the thrusters?

Not enough solar wind?

They’re lookin’ pretty cozy there. Could it be?

What about the solar wind?

What, they don’t have cross ventilation?

“Wind chimes in space”. Wow, what a funny concept!