“Here lies Lester Moore, Four slugs from a .44, No Les No more.”
Gravemarker at Boot Hill Cemetery, Tombstone, AZ. (However, there is no record of a “Lester Moore” being killed, or even residing in Tombstone or anyplace else in Arizona.)
Reminds me of a reflex I have. Whenever I’m watching a movie and the captain yells “Fire at will!” I always say, “Poor Will, everybody is always firing at him.”
He comes to the brewery as a substitute for workers who are on vacation. The customers know when he’s been there because the beer is better. “Les fill-in! Tastes great!”
FreihEitner Premium Member about 1 year ago
I love a good pun, I do. :-)
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 1 year ago
And then Dirk said we need fewer – and Hitler showed up.
Alabama Al about 1 year ago
“Here lies Lester Moore, Four slugs from a .44, No Les No more.”
Gravemarker at Boot Hill Cemetery, Tombstone, AZ. (However, there is no record of a “Lester Moore” being killed, or even residing in Tombstone or anyplace else in Arizona.)
Imagine about 1 year ago
Unless…
The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago
You got the most out of that gag, Les!
Jasper Moeller Premium Member about 1 year ago
I predict there will be less of Les and the nameless guy very soon
jonescientific about 1 year ago
Did recruiting hire Les specifically for this joke?
phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago
His motto is Les work and more pay.
joegeethree about 1 year ago
And another miss by the stormtroopers.
blakerl about 1 year ago
Now all jobs will be assigned to " Les " ?
ajr58(1) about 1 year ago
“More news, and Les Nessman!”
DaBump Premium Member about 1 year ago
Reminds me of a reflex I have. Whenever I’m watching a movie and the captain yells “Fire at will!” I always say, “Poor Will, everybody is always firing at him.”
Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago
It’s Les Izmore. The guy who wrote the book on minimalist living.
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
I wonder if we’ll get to see the path Les traveled when he gets ejected from the Death-Star…
freewaydog about 1 year ago
:D I CAN’T!
Rev Phnk Ey about 1 year ago
I went to high school with a guy named Les Moore. That’s all I got.
xSigoff Premium Member about 1 year ago
Or as Pavarotti used to sing: Les un Dorma…(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWc7vYjgnTs)
InquireWithin about 1 year ago
Les missing your shots, Les thinking, Les winning.
Calvins Brother about 1 year ago
Wait, is that Les Nessman?
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
Somebody clue-Les
stamps about 1 year ago
I once knew a guy names Les Moore. He was OK, more or less.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 1 year ago
Looks to me like he’s already doing a whole lot with a whole lot less. Neurons exons synapses….
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 1 year ago
He comes to the brewery as a substitute for workers who are on vacation. The customers know when he’s been there because the beer is better. “Les fill-in! Tastes great!”
Buckeye67 about 1 year ago
Dirk learns everyday that it’s no easy job being a Storm Trooper Commander.
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
At least you’re doing more jokes with Les.
geese28 about 1 year ago
If his last name is brown, I guarantee he’ll boost morale
R.U. Kidding about 1 year ago
Who’s on first?
oakie817 about 1 year ago
i went to school with Les Moore
eb110americana about 1 year ago
Ah, a “Who’s on First (Space)?” joke.
eddi-TBH about 1 year ago
Nothing changed. More or Les.