Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 14, 2023

Besides, it’s not eco-friendly to wear fir.

Then why do you think they call it toupeeary?

What if it had lights?

Where did that “toupee” come from?

[ Was an evergreen sacrificed in the making of that toupee? ]

My grandmother’s second husband was bald and had a t-shirt that said “God made some beautiful heads. The rest he gave hair.”

Toupee or not toupee. That is the question.

Maybe he wants to be ageless and evergreen.

Proof that Captain Kirk visited here.

You might not want to visit their planet if you love the environment. It’s too easy to get arrested for assault if you’re a treehugger.

Is it better than a comb,er, rake over?

Anyone ever see a cell tower with a small fir tree on top? There was one where I used to live near Atlanta, GA, near Collins Hill High School in the Suwanee area.

I smell pine-scented MURDER! Calling Dick Tracy!

trees in space ???

“Just because there’s snow on the treetop doesn’t mean there’s no… AAAAA, I’m on fire!”

Not a toupee, it’s an upside down merkin.

He’s shedding some weight

Now, if it was a topiary toupee …

He was getting needled anyway …

You don’t want to eat those apples, Dorothy! They probably have worms in them!

It’s not good to pretend to be what you Ent.