Oh, give me a plate
That’ll come not too late,
So I’ll keep my appointment at nine,
‘Cause I am a witch,
And my finger might twitch,
Thus giving you causes to whine.
Oh, oh what dismay!
I guess it just doesn’t pay
To sit on this stool
And then act like a fool,
Writing parodies day after day.
(And…that…ain’t…haaaaaay!) :))
(I’ve become rather [in]famous in some quarters for parodies of Home on the Range, after this format…)
margueritem about 15 years ago
That’s Free Range, by golly!
Llewellenbruce about 15 years ago
You might have to wait awhile Broomie.
Sisyphos about 15 years ago
How proficient is the chef at chicken-punching? Is he a true chickenboy? How long will Broomie have to wait for her dinner?
Yukoner about 15 years ago
Sing with me, “Home, home on the free range ….”
Rakkav about 15 years ago
Oh, give me a plate That’ll come not too late, So I’ll keep my appointment at nine, ‘Cause I am a witch, And my finger might twitch, Thus giving you causes to whine.
Oh, oh what dismay! I guess it just doesn’t pay To sit on this stool And then act like a fool, Writing parodies day after day. (And…that…ain’t…haaaaaay!) :))
(I’ve become rather [in]famous in some quarters for parodies of Home on the Range, after this format…)
cdward about 15 years ago
Rakkav, Brilliant!
TiggerLeBounce about 15 years ago
Bravo, Rakkav!
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
You’re rockin’ today, Rakkav!
wicky about 15 years ago
How about some tuna?
Plods with ...™ about 15 years ago
Free range chicken of the sea, Richard?
MisngNOLA about 15 years ago
They should have used free range boneless chickens. They’re much easier to catch.
linsonl about 15 years ago
Wrong comic strip, Richard.
Rakkav about 15 years ago
I wrote so many of those suckers on the Poem Fray of Slate.com that I got pretty proficient at the task…:)
bald about 15 years ago
well being free range chicken it’s bound to be fresh
Sherlock Watson about 15 years ago
This strip reminds me of Pappy Parker’s Fried Chicken, and the commercials in which the little animated cowboy would yell “Friiiiiiiiied chicken!”
Anyone else remember this?
Destiny23 about 15 years ago
At least it will be a very low-fat chicken – it’s getting LOTS of exercise!