Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 15, 2010

Now that’s what you call SHOCK TREATMENT.

You set her ‘zap’ off!

Holy zapperino! Definitely must remember never to tickle any green 1500-year old witch with whom I’m out!

Explosively so.

“This might sting a bit.” “I can take it.” “No, I meant me.”

Imagine if that was Yenny. The Doc wouldn’t get zapped, he’d be field-goaled!

Dare I say, SHOCKING.

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SYSYPHOS You want to go out with a 1500 year old witch?Have you met my girlfriend?

Blasted her shoes right off too! Now he can tickle her toes and test that reaction.

She doesn’t LOOK very sorry… :)

Zap-happy when tickled.

Sisyphos, you are thinking of going out with a 1500 yr old witch? my first wife was a witch, but she spelled witch with a B

Simple, Joe. He’s a witch doctor.

“Calling Dr. Bombay! Calling Dr. Bombay! Emergency, emergency, come right away!”

Think of it this way… What shape might Broomie be in if she didn’t get regular check-ups?

Maybe she’s made it to age 1500 because she’s had really good doctors.

Or maybe the doctor’s paying her to come in, to discover how she’s lived so long.

Or maybe she made a doctor’s appointment for the same reason she bought a drive-through hamburger yesterday; she wanted some attention from a man who’s only interested in her body.

I guess it’s another case where the cartoonist’s failure to provide significant details leads to a less-than-satisfactory comic-strip-reading experience.

DAMN YOU, RUSSELL MYERS!!!

OK, enough mit the males all banding together to make insulting remarks about the females. Enough putdowns!

ENOUGH ALREADY!!

If that’s what she does during a physical, I can see why no one is interested in dating her; after the third date, there would be no survivors.

On the plus side, the doctor just gave her an experience that knocked her socks off. 8)

(Humming “Witch Doctor”)