Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 28, 2010

  1. Thinker
    Sisyphos  over 14 years ago

    –Only if it’s my favorite brand of soap!

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    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    Many share that view, Broomie.

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    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    Off she goes in her Plymouth.

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    UncaAlby  over 14 years ago

    Hey, any excuse for a fun drive!

    (Today I drove for two hours round-trip to buy some Hot Wheels® toys! Yowzuh!)

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    Yukoner  over 14 years ago

    Be honest. You love driving and this is the excuse you need.

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    Broomie, are you the cheapskate who put Marcal tissue in my bath?

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    Dkram  over 14 years ago

    It’s the discount that counts.

    \\//_

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    NE1956  over 14 years ago

    It’s a big event for Broomie … her annual bath night.

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    Yes, whether she needs it or not. :)

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    I thought for Broomie it might be more of an excuse to stay home.

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    rotts  over 14 years ago

    Joe, that’s denying the possibility of an underground economy.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Red plum got the green witch to not go green.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Joe, she works at the factory with the other illegals. It’s the best of all worlds.

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    bald  over 14 years ago

    that’s right broomie, anything to save a dime

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    1148559  over 14 years ago

    Mr Doty,

    Broomie lives in The Enchanted Forest, not the USA.

    What does it matter anyway?

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Since she was born well before there was a USA, she got grandmothered in.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago

    She sells sea snacks by the seashore. We saw that just last week. A few weeks earlier, she was selling magazine subscriptions.

    Broomie picks up lots of odd jobs here and there, so it should be no surprise when she has cash in pocket or files tax returns…

    I wonder, though. If she gets stopped for speeding in Arizona, will her green skin make her reasonably suspect as an illegal immigrant?

    Oh, wait. It’s New Mexico that’s the “Land of Enchantment”, not Arizona…

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    Sherlock Watson  over 14 years ago

    And Gaylord watches her drive off, not at all surprised that she didn’t think to ride her broom there instead of the car.

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    UncaAlby  over 14 years ago

    @fritzoid said, about 1 hour ago

    I wonder, though. If she gets stopped for speeding in Arizona, will her green skin make her reasonably suspect as an illegal immigrant?

    Wait a minute, you mean she’s sporting green skin when she’s supposed to have a green card ?? ??

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    BoomBaby  over 14 years ago

    Is that a Buick?

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    bobpeters61  over 14 years ago

    Five bucks worth of gas? She should’ve taken her broom instead.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago

    “Rarely” isn’t “never”, Joe.

    In the last month alone, we’ve seen her actually working two different jobs, and applying for another (CIA “mole”). Just because she doesn’t have a regular 40-hour per week occupation doesn’t mean she has no income.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Joe-Allen “Joe” Doty said, I’d still like to know where Broom Hilda gets her money. She wasn’t born in the USA and she’s too old to have a birth certificate.

    You could say the same thing about John McCain. But I wasn’t aware you couldn’t have money if you weren’t born in the USA.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Joe, those are CANADIAN dollars and dimes. The enchanted forest is just outside Vancouver where Broomie’s family grow “BC Bud” for fun and profit. Her other needs (like the health care that let her live 1500 years) are taken care of by the Communist Government of Canda!

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    Dkram  over 14 years ago

    Then she’s a Lions fan?

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Canucks too!

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    Ed in Toledo Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Maybe Broomie inherited her money from a rich minister in the Nigerian government?

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