In the last month alone, we’ve seen her actually working two different jobs, and applying for another (CIA “mole”). Just because she doesn’t have a regular 40-hour per week occupation doesn’t mean she has no income.
Joe-Allen “Joe” Doty said, I’d still like to know where Broom Hilda gets her money. She wasn’t born in the USA and she’s too old to have a birth certificate.
You could say the same thing about John McCain. But I wasn’t aware you couldn’t have money if you weren’t born in the USA.
Joe, those are CANADIAN dollars and dimes. The enchanted forest is just outside Vancouver where Broomie’s family grow “BC Bud” for fun and profit. Her other needs (like the health care that let her live 1500 years) are taken care of by the Communist Government of Canda!
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
–Only if it’s my favorite brand of soap!
margueritem over 14 years ago
Many share that view, Broomie.
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
Off she goes in her Plymouth.
UncaAlby over 14 years ago
Hey, any excuse for a fun drive!
(Today I drove for two hours round-trip to buy some Hot Wheels® toys! Yowzuh!)
Yukoner over 14 years ago
Be honest. You love driving and this is the excuse you need.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Broomie, are you the cheapskate who put Marcal tissue in my bath?
Dkram over 14 years ago
It’s the discount that counts.
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NE1956 over 14 years ago
It’s a big event for Broomie … her annual bath night.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Yes, whether she needs it or not. :)
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
I thought for Broomie it might be more of an excuse to stay home.
rotts over 14 years ago
Joe, that’s denying the possibility of an underground economy.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Red plum got the green witch to not go green.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Joe, she works at the factory with the other illegals. It’s the best of all worlds.
bald over 14 years ago
that’s right broomie, anything to save a dime
1148559 over 14 years ago
Mr Doty,
Broomie lives in The Enchanted Forest, not the USA.
What does it matter anyway?
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 14 years ago
Since she was born well before there was a USA, she got grandmothered in.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
She sells sea snacks by the seashore. We saw that just last week. A few weeks earlier, she was selling magazine subscriptions.
Broomie picks up lots of odd jobs here and there, so it should be no surprise when she has cash in pocket or files tax returns…
I wonder, though. If she gets stopped for speeding in Arizona, will her green skin make her reasonably suspect as an illegal immigrant?
Oh, wait. It’s New Mexico that’s the “Land of Enchantment”, not Arizona…
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
And Gaylord watches her drive off, not at all surprised that she didn’t think to ride her broom there instead of the car.
UncaAlby over 14 years ago
@fritzoid said, about 1 hour ago
I wonder, though. If she gets stopped for speeding in Arizona, will her green skin make her reasonably suspect as an illegal immigrant?
Wait a minute, you mean she’s sporting green skin when she’s supposed to have a green card ?? ??
BoomBaby over 14 years ago
Is that a Buick?
bobpeters61 over 14 years ago
Five bucks worth of gas? She should’ve taken her broom instead.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
“Rarely” isn’t “never”, Joe.
In the last month alone, we’ve seen her actually working two different jobs, and applying for another (CIA “mole”). Just because she doesn’t have a regular 40-hour per week occupation doesn’t mean she has no income.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Joe-Allen “Joe” Doty said, I’d still like to know where Broom Hilda gets her money. She wasn’t born in the USA and she’s too old to have a birth certificate.
You could say the same thing about John McCain. But I wasn’t aware you couldn’t have money if you weren’t born in the USA.
JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago
Joe, those are CANADIAN dollars and dimes. The enchanted forest is just outside Vancouver where Broomie’s family grow “BC Bud” for fun and profit. Her other needs (like the health care that let her live 1500 years) are taken care of by the Communist Government of Canda!
Dkram over 14 years ago
Then she’s a Lions fan?
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JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago
Canucks too!
Ed in Toledo Premium Member over 14 years ago
Maybe Broomie inherited her money from a rich minister in the Nigerian government?