Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 12, 2010

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    MontanaLady  over 14 years ago

    More like “Stompin at the Ritz”…..

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    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    Shall we go for ‘Trampling the Tulips’?

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    Sisyphos  over 14 years ago

    “Clive,” ehh?! Well, Clive, if you’re going to interact with “Modern Civilization,” you’ll have to abide by the rules! Sigh!

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    MontanaLady  over 14 years ago

    GM llewellenbruce, sure hope that Terrasil works for you!

    Never had Shingles, so sorry you have your case of it!!!!

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    Shingles is no fun, those of you who haven’t had it. I have, and it made me wonder if it was the inspiration for some descriptions of the torments of Heck (e.g., Dante’s, the Qur’an’s, a medieval picture of the Nine Tibetian Buddhist Hecks that I saw once…).

    (Since I got unexpectedly bleeped, I compensated… just because I could.)

    I’m all Empathy Lad with you, marg. I definitely know how you feel!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 14 years ago

    How about “Trip The Lights Fandango” (or is that “Trip The Lights Fantastic”)? Ooo, now that’s a bad idea!

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    Dkram  over 14 years ago

    I thought the elephant’s face made me think someone else.

    Lester the Lab Rat. (Beckman)

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Good Morning Lewreader!

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    Morning LUVH8. Hope life is ducky.

    I tried tiptoeing Through the Draft Board as Tiny Tim but they said since I was married to Miss Vicki it wouldn’t work So it was join the Jehovah’s Witness or wear olive drab. Kingdom Hall wasn’t on the bus route, so—-

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Tiny Tim, he’s not.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Llewe: Shingles is closely related to chicken pox. So much so that young kids who are not vaccinated for it shouldn’t hang around you. I got cp from my Dad when he had shingles. Wear dark glasses if you go outside and watch out for too much sun period. It can aggravate it.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    This is tu many tulip jokes lately from everyone.

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    linsonl  over 14 years ago

    I had chicken pox as a child, so shingles is something I am expecting any day now.

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    photoman022  over 14 years ago

    “Clive”?

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    ElainefromFlorida  over 14 years ago

    N7326 Foxtrot by all means, get a Shingles shot NOW!! I did after hearing all about how painful it is from my mother and sister. The doctor wasn’t sure my insurance would pay for it (they did) but I was willing to pay for it just to get the protection.

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    Danznman  over 14 years ago

    If Clive tip-toes he’ll tediously trip on his trunk and tumble into the tulips while smoking a breathtaking Byzantian bong to bomb a benign Broomy?

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    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    N7326 Foxtrot, I’ve had it twice, once in my 20s, then again 40 years later. As Rakkav said, it is the pain from Hades. The virus travels up your nerve pathways, and then erupts on the skin as blisters.

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    mamacita4224  over 14 years ago

    Go ahead Clive! Live it up, the tulips will grow back!

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    UncaAlby  over 14 years ago

    Wha’ hoppen to Clive’s Collar ?? ??

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    Sherlock Watson  over 14 years ago

    Of course you can’t tiptoe through the tulips, Clive; you don’t have a ukulele.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    But if he doesn’t tiptoe through them, they might wake up.

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    Destiny23  over 14 years ago

    After spending all those years in a black pit, it’s no wonder he wants some colour in his life!! (Too bad he’s stuck in a black-and-white strip…)

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