Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for November 17, 2010

Today’s lesson: Never criticise somebody who has a loaded finger!

Morning everyone :)

Morning, DreamScourge. Gaylord asked, and he received.

Wouldn’t I like to do that just once…..

Gaylord isn’t even safe behind a tree.

Gaylord, how could such a wise old buzzard be so stupid? It’s not like this is the first time you’ve scored a zap!

I think he’s an addict. He even reads “Zap” comics.

This one may just have obliterated that old bird.

Now let’s see if Gaylord can get up and go.

ouch

You’d think Gaylord would have learned by now to keep his Big Beak Shut.

\\//_

My are we grumpy this morning.

Words, Broomie! He wasn’t threatening or bullying you, so just use your words (even if they are all dirty)!

The rules of engagement for her zapper are the First and Second Laws of Cartoon Physics:

Only when it’s funny. When in doubt, see the First Law.

Corollary: If something funnier can happen instead, then her zapper will remain ineffective, whether against friend or foe.