Gaylord is just recovered from one major zap, and now he’s begging for another. –Were birth certificates issued to witches 1500 years ago? And, if so, by whom?
Imagine how the world would be different if, like beavers, humans continued to grow their whole lives. Any 50 year-old man would stand head and shoulders over his 25 year-old son. Instead of the subway being crammed with ancient tiny Chinese ladies, it’s be crammed with ancient ENORMOUS Chinese ladies. You’d wear your parents’ hand-me-downs your whole lives. Every 20 years or so you’d need to get bigger furniture, a bigger car, maybe a house with higher ceilings and doorways. No matter how old you get, when you visit your Grandad your feet wouldn’t reach the floor when you sit in his chair. Broomie would be about 200 feet tall…
No woman could lie about her age anymore: “34? Lady, you’re 47 if you’re an inch!”
Yukoner almost 14 years ago
And she shall have rings on her fingers and bells on her toes ….
margueritem almost 14 years ago
That was evil, Gaylord. I hope she zaps you.
Llewellenbruce almost 14 years ago
Wonder how big her family tree is?
Sisyphos almost 14 years ago
Gaylord is just recovered from one major zap, and now he’s begging for another. –Were birth certificates issued to witches 1500 years ago? And, if so, by whom?
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Imagine how the world would be different if, like beavers, humans continued to grow their whole lives. Any 50 year-old man would stand head and shoulders over his 25 year-old son. Instead of the subway being crammed with ancient tiny Chinese ladies, it’s be crammed with ancient ENORMOUS Chinese ladies. You’d wear your parents’ hand-me-downs your whole lives. Every 20 years or so you’d need to get bigger furniture, a bigger car, maybe a house with higher ceilings and doorways. No matter how old you get, when you visit your Grandad your feet wouldn’t reach the floor when you sit in his chair. Broomie would be about 200 feet tall…
No woman could lie about her age anymore: “34? Lady, you’re 47 if you’re an inch!”
Sherlock Watson almost 14 years ago
“I know when I’m going to die because my birth certificate has an expiration date on it.” (Steven Wright)
Destiny23 almost 14 years ago
It’d take good eyesight to count 1500 rings – she’s not THAT big!
RinaFarina almost 14 years ago
I would have thought that as people grew older, they were supposed to grow in wisdom - not physically.