Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 31, 2011

It will be a hit somewhere…

I’d watch it ;)

That will get cancelled in no time.

Move around a lot Broomie, viewers like action shows.

This is what happens when you don’t pay for walls and a roof.

CLARK Channel zero is the button at the top of the remote. It has never been pushed but will cause WWIII and end Broomie’s 1500 years as goddess of love (forget that broad on the seashell)

It’ll be cancelled in no time Broomie - especially if all your going to do is watch yourself watching yourself watching yourself….

OK, then, switch to channel one.

Sounds like a community tv type of production…You ARE the star of your own show.

Is she allowed to be her own censor? If so, that show could get really interesting.

Hmm… Broomie sounds like Snookie… They’re both an unnatural color…

I didn’t realize it at the time, but you’re right, William Purcell. I was actually thinking along the lines of the painter doing a portait of himself doing a portait of himself….