Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 18, 2011

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    adubman  over 13 years ago

    ‘we’ll get a team of specialists on it right away….’

    (with apologies to “Frazier”!!)

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    Llewellenbruce  over 13 years ago

    That’s about all she can afford on her budget.

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    margueritem  over 13 years ago

    Poor Broomie…

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Silly Chikuku. Broomie’s never going to get a filet prepared the way she wants it if she leaves it to vegetarians.

    (Even a hot dog is likely to be one of those tofu abominations.)

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    You’re much better off taking your order to a greasy spoon if all you’re going to order is a hot dog, Broomie.

    But I’ll take the filet please, medium well and hold the secret mystical smile.

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    They don’t serve Fillet Mignon at the Boston ball park, but if you wait until October, you can buy Fenway Franks. Yankee stadium stops serving in September.

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    Plods with ...™  over 13 years ago

    Wipe it’s butt, clip it’s horns and throw it on the plate….done

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    Rakkav  over 13 years ago

    Or as in Sherman’s Lagoon, just bring it in and introduce us…

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    pumpman19  over 13 years ago

    “I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti”

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    Sherlock Watson  over 13 years ago

    How would I like it prepared? Free of charge!

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    Destiny23  over 13 years ago

    As long as it’s stopped mooing, it’s ready to eat!

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    chatroux  over 13 years ago

    “Plod”, great “Cowboy Way” reference!!!

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