Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 09, 2011

They can hear her now!

She’ll have reception as long as she doesn’t lose her grip on the limb.

I’d receive Broomie anytime in my place. Speaking of places, I once had a place you had to lean out the window to get bars. Then again, I once lived in a place you couldn’t lean out the window because of bars, but the rent was cheap.

To “gmartin997”: Bzzzt! Wrong answer….there are many dead zones. In the deep woods of Maine to name just one. You need to get out more and experience the “real” world. I guess the cyber world doesn’t have dead zones.

Good thing she brought her smell phone.

Ahh, but there are dead zones. I know of a few and they’re not in the boonies either.

O yeah! Try Western NC and East TN.

With the squirrel there and Broomie’s zap, I’d say the food part of your equation is solved, Phatts.

g: we even have dead zones in two of our local superstores, so you don’t even have to wander far from civilization to find one. Trust me if you ever shopped in some of those places, you know civilization is a ways away. ;-)

Incidentally. I know the ;-) is dated, but some folks around here need to be TOLD when you are kidding.

Around here, you could use deadzones to trace faultlines. Rain washes iron-rich dirt into the cracks, resulting in magnetic distortion. They’re more like deadlines across town, half a block either side, you’re cool.

Broomie, stop that! Do you want to traumatize the satellites?