Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 20, 2011

OUCH! Poor Broomie.

What’d you do this time Broomie?

This is why Broomie has a problem with dogs.

—Except most are red, a few are yellow, some are custom-painted; but Broomie is green!

Oh, she’s a fireplug, all right!

Er, did anyone tell the witness Broomie can see and HEAR through one way glass?

That’s hard for poor Broomie

The second from the left looks nervous.

And this is what a jury of her peers would look like. Or Munchkins, but I think they all died out. Broomie has only one advantage and she can’t use it here.

What did you do this time, Broomie?

When he’s done, he’ll probably ask the sexy one out on a date. (That would be the one on the end…)

will number two step forward……

“that’ll be the day”..

maybe the witness is colour-blind, so it doesn’t matter what colours they are

Brommie peed on the dog.

For a while we had green fireplugs here (fire engines too) — made ’em real easy to find in the city parks!

Of course, one of those hydrants is the one from in front of the precinct; it’s in the lineup undercover to ensure a positive ID.