Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 13, 2011

Broomie, I like you just the way you are.

Broome has a lot of things that offend people.

MARG! I left you a note to read on Sunday’sBirdbrains. Guess you missed it. THANKS

Jeepers! I’d buy personality mints for lots of folks I’ve met! They would be a huge seller, I’d bet!

Or is Broomie planning to give Gaylord the personality mints. I like Gaylord’s personality too.

♩♫ Don’t change one trait for meNever play it straight for meStay funny Broom Hilda, stayEach day is Broom Hilda’s day ♥

Hmmm, there’s a Billy Joel song in my head now

As a vulture, Gaylord eats carrion. It’s gonna take a lot more than a couple of Tic Tacs to make THAT breath minty fresh.

A vegetarian? OK, I withdraw the comment. I don’t like to make fun of the mentally ill.

I don’t know if a mint is what Broomie needs; when she’s around men, she’s plenty fresh on her own.

If you keep your mouth shut, your breath won’t offend, and neither will your personality.