Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 27, 2015

A skunk sat on a stump. The stump said the skunk stunk, but the skunk said the stump stunk.Repeat as necessary.

A bundle=.75 Cubic Feet

She didn’t say it right. Its’How much wood would a woodchuck chuckif a woodchuck would chuck wood?

I learned it as a longer version: If a woodchuck could chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could, how much would would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

After learning that woodchucks and groundhogs are the same animal, I have often asked “How much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?”

Hey, teach! You’re my kind of teacher!Always leave them laughing!

To get the proper rhythm it goes:How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

A woodchuck could chuck as much woodAs a woodchuck could, ifA woodchuck could chuck wood.

And what if the woodchuck’s name was Chuck Wood?

Enough to make you UPchuck!!

Or…How much whey could a Zimbabwe if a Zimbab could weigh whey?